What Can I Say?

I'm a class of a fella who really means well.

I don't want to argue and I don't want to yell.

I'm a class of a fella who really means well,

but what happens next I really can't tell.

What can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I get carried away.

What can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I get carried away.

I decided to tell them just what I thought,

but to be strictly civil, not to get overwrought,

to be strictly civil, not to get overwrought,

but just to behave like a gentleman ought.

But what can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I got carried away.

But what can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I got carried away.

I said that one pint would do me just grand,

that more than one pint was too much for one man.

I said that one pint would do me just grand,

and how I drank more, so much more!, I don't understand.

What can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I got carried away.

What can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I got carried away.

We agreed two childer would quite suffice:

a boy and a girl, perfectly nice.

We agreed two childer would quite suffice:

this was our wish, this was our choice.

But what can we do and what can we say?

At the end of the day we got carried away.

But what can we do and what can we say?

At the end of the day we got carried away.

Moderation, modesty, scorn of excess,

these are the qualities that surely are best.

Moderation, modesty, scorn of excess,

a chap with such qualities surely is blessed.

But what can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I get carried away.

But what can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I get carried away.

I heard myself say: 'I don't like you lot.

For your wigs and your bibles I don't give a jot.

Fair play and justice are all gone to pot,

and never, no never, shall I budge from this dock.'

But what can I do and what can I say?

At the end of the day I got carried away.

But what can I do and what can I day?

At the end of the day I got carried away.

Yes, after protests and speeches and stout passive resistance,

at the end of the day I got carried away,

at the end of the day I got carried away.

Up the workers! Up the workers!

At the end of the day I got carried away.