The Wind Is Not A Gentleman.

The wind is not a gentleman.

For this you have my word.

Such behaviour in  public street!

Lifted a young girl's skirt right up!

That's right! Right up! The pup!

And a nice young girl at that!

Not rough or brash or .... fat! The brat!

All for the sake of one quick peek

at the limbs of one so clean, so sweet. The sneak!

Thought he was safe. Wup! Blew it right up!

But I'm a witness. I don't forget.

I saw everything. The lot. I see it yet.