There Was A Young Lady.

There was a young lady

who swallowed a wasp;

 it had crept into her sandwich

and just kinda got lost.

For a couple of hours

 she felt pretty rotten,

until, up in the bathroom,

it buzzed out her bottom.

 Flying out the window,

completely unfazed,

 the doughty wasp remarked:

'That was some mayonnaise!'

While the plucky young maiden

good-humouredly tittered:

'At least he didn't sting me!',

and she pulled up her knickers.