A Right Royal Couple.

Her husband makes her feel like a queen,

a queen whose power is absolute.

'So enthroned, ' says she, 'I can do as I like,

have him hung, drawn, quartered,

his head left to rot on a spike.'

While his wife makes him feel like a king,

in fact like King Henry the Eight.

As such he's apt to want her head,

her head rolling wide-eyed to a stop

after one clean conclusive chop.